The celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
When historian Daniel J. Boorstin wrote that line in his 1961 book The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America, he couldn’t have been describing the fame of the 2020s. And yet, you could paste it into almost any account of today’s celebrity world and it would fit like the last piece of a puzzle. That is the territory Bobby Finger and Lindsey Weber map in I Want to Be Famous: When Everybody and Nobody Is a Celebrity, a hilarious and startlingly current tour of fame and pop culture. Their central question is simple: in an age when everyone has a platform, what does it take to become a celebrity?
There used to be a formula to celebrity. Finger and Weber describe it with an early-2000s scene: you’re waiting at the grocery store checkout, glancing at the tabloids lined up beside the cashier. Some faces make you think “Oh, them.” Others make you think “Huh, who?” The ‘Thems’ were worth remembering, while the ‘Whos’ were recognizable enough to have a platform but forgotten the moment you looked away. These days, that line has gone rather blurry, with Whos multiplying in number by the second and the esteemed designation of Thems given only to a select few.
So what makes a Who? Whos are the subset of individuals who are undoubtedly in and around the world of fame but haven’t quite reached the center. Finger and Weber’s opening example is that of Meghan Markle – an actor turned self-withdrawn member of Great Britain’s royal family. Her marriage to Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, catapulted her from Who to Them almost overnight. This renewed status meant taking on the onus of carrying herself differently, which was met with both scandal and intrigue. While this recipe for success is a very rare happenstance, there are many probable ways by which a Who can become a Them; and even vice versa.
They describe a few ways one can get thrust from Whodom into Themdom: scandal, releasing a hit, or just plain dumb luck. Take, for example, Nara Smith. She was never a nobody, starting her career off as a model for IMG and had a few successful campaigns. Her now husband, Lucky Blue Smith, was also a model but much more booked and busy. Then, in early 2024, Nara Smith began to gain social media fame for her viral and much-disputed ‘tradwife’ content, content that shot her to a whopping 12.6 million followers on TikTok, an upcoming film deal with Amazon MGM, and her very own cookbook, Homemade, capitalizing on her viral ‘made from scratch’ videos. There are many such examples of influencers leveraging their social media fame to become actors and musicians, or, as the joke goes, owners of an alcohol brand. Even so, one can hardly consider them Thems.
The designation of Them is not always a positive one. Scandal, public trials, whistleblowing, and virality are all events that could catapult you from Who to Them instantly – whether famous or infamous, is the real question. Consider the viral ‘Pooja, what is this behavior’ clip from Bigg Boss 5 that went viral on social media in India. The clip made Pooja Misrra instantly recognizable, years after the episode aired. And yet, there are not many that would count her as a popular celebrity, even though she is still a public figure.
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You don’t have to actually watch any of these shows. You just have to know enough for conversation with your peers and coworkers, or other over-curious commenters under these posts. That’s the identity of Whos today: you know just enough. But the issue is, you know just enough about everybody.
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If we were to describe a more current-day scenario to explain Finger and Weber’s grocery store scenario, it would go something like this: You’re scrolling through social media, the usual platforms designed for pop culture – Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and X. The most recent dazzling cast of offensively attractive actors shuffle between the big marketing grabs: Brittany Broski’s Royal Court, Sean Evans’ First We Feast, Amelia Dimoldenberg’s Chicken Shop Date, Vogue, Vanity Fair, Netflix, Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, Myers, you get the gist. A few years ago the list would have included James Corden and Ellen DeGeneres, but they have, surprisingly yet not for naught, faded off into the woodwork of Whos. But as you scroll, you get a low-down of everything that’s ‘hot’ right now, or rather, everyone. You don’t have to actually watch any of these shows. You just have to know enough for conversation with your peers and coworkers, or other over-curious commenters under these posts. That’s the identity of Whos today: you know just enough. But the issue is, you know just enough about everybody.
Unless you live under a rock or are taking a much-needed detox from social media as everyone attempts to at least once a month, chances are you’ll know enough about celebrity culture to have a conversation. And if it’s in a niche that you hold interest in, those celebrities will become important enough to you to become Thems. Fans, or rather, stans, create environments where public Whos become private Thems, often wanting to ‘gatekeep’ their favourite artist in order to be able to say that they were here first. Fanbases often have their own dedicated names – Swifties for Taylor Swift, BLINK for Blackpink, Beliebers for Justin Bieber, and so on. But the universal designation of Thems has depreciated; they don’t give that stature out to just anyone. More importantly, it’s harder to know who to give it to. As Finger and Weber discuss, the A-list to D-list hierarchy is hard to maintain when some B and C-listers get more traction with the public than A-listers.
Chris Rojek, author of the book Celebrity published back in 2001, says: “Celebrities are cultural fabrications…No celebrity now acquires public recognition without the assistance of cultural intermediaries who operate to stage-manage celebrity presence in the eyes of the public.” Therefore, one is only a celebrity as long as the public deems them one. With dwindling attention spans and an intensive network of exceedingly similar individuals swarming about on the internet, the public’s capacity to remember and the celebrity’s capacity to impress have both gone down severely.
Thus, not everyone is important enough to be deemed a celebrity. Stardom, as it used to exist, simply can’t anymore; the routine pathways through which one used to become ‘one of the greats’ – a blockbuster movie, critically acclaimed albums, or being a politician with a personality – have been, if not overshadowed, oversaturated with the plethora of Whos from social media, none famous enough to gain the credibility a celebrity requires. Shah Rukh Khan once told fellow actor Anupam Kher on his talk show ‘Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai’ (translated ‘Anything Can Happen’): “I’ll tell you honestly? I’m the last of the stars.” While his statement has been contested by critics and the public alike, his celebrity status cannot be questioned.
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Stardom, as it used to exist, simply can’t anymore; the routine pathways through which one used to become ‘one of the greats’ – a blockbuster movie, critically acclaimed albums, or being a politician with a personality – have been, if not overshadowed, oversaturated with the plethora of Whos from social media.
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Finger and Weber dedicate their concluding chapter to the unfortunate group of Whos who always fall just a hair short of becoming Thems. Chapter 12, titled ‘On Rita Ora’, describes the British-Albanian singer’s touch-and-go relationship with fame, both as a singer and an actress. Indian equivalents could be Sanjay Kapoor, Parineeti Chopra, and Sohail Khan. But if you think about it, isn’t Whodom a great place to be? With a semblance of fame and allowance into Thems’ outer circles, isn’t it popularity without responsibility? Finger and Weber explain why this isn’t true: “It’s the constant striving for Themdom (or just “celebrity” at large) that makes a Who that much more compelling”. More importantly, being a Them gives you access to the opportunity many people don’t consider: legacy. There are members of the Kapoor family that are recognizable solely by their last name and nothing else, but this was possible because of the undeniable legacy of Prithviraj Kapoor, Shashi Kapoor, Rishi Kapoor, and now, Ranbir Kapoor. This legacy gives you something much more important than fame; it gives you power.
As an audience, we’re always watching, regardless of whether the person on our screens is a Who or a Them. Finger and Weber discuss this plainly: “We celebrate Whos not only because they keep us entertained but also because we truly believe that the liminal space occupied by celebrities before reaching Themdom is a better and more interesting place to be.” So, whether it’s the next contestant on Bigg Boss or Love Island, no matter how much we may hate ourselves for it, we are tuned in. As Finger and Weber say, the perfect celebrity may just be a Who.